The Mighty Texas Strike Force (MTSF) is ready to hit the swing states to make sure our president wins and wins decisively so the other side won't actually call for a recount since they have already raised money for their recount efforts before the election is even held. Our team is shaping up real good. I already booked my ticket, non-stop American Airlines for only $176.70, a pretty good deal! Michael is going to give me a ride between airport and hotel, thank you Michael!

Indoor rock climbing, anyone?