Got this from a friend in Vietnam.

Question: What is the most accurate definition of globalization? Answer: the death of princess Diana. Question: Why such an answer? Answer: A British princess, with an Egyptian boyfriend, had a crash in a French tunnel. They were driven by a Belgian driver in a German car with Dutch engine, who drank Scotch whisky. They were pursued by a mob of Italian paparazzi on Japanese motocycles. They were treated by American doctors using Brazilian drugs. This was IM'ed from a person in Vietnam, using the technology of Bill Gates, and in all likelihood you are reading these lines on a computer that has a Taiwanese mainboard.