The US Chamber hosted a breakfast with congressman Ralph Hall at the Maggiano's Little Italy. He was presented the US Chamber's coveted Spirit of Enterprise Award. The congressman has a great sense of humor. Here is a great laugh: Faith is a little city in Rockwall county, the population stayed a constant of 79 people over 100 years. The trick? Everytime a baby is born, a guy left town. Here is another one: a guy was told that the sheriff is hiring a deputy so he came to the office to apply. He was asked: "what is one and one?" He put together two forefingers, one from each hand and answered, "it's eleven." The sheriff said: "not exactly the answer I was looking for but not exactly wrong either." Question: "what are two days of the week that start with a T." Answer: "Today and Tomorrow." The sheriff again said: "not exactly the answer I was looking for but not exactly wrong either." Question: "what is illegal?" Answer: "Ill egal, that's one sick bird." Same comment from the sheriff: "not exactly the answer I was looking for but not exactly wrong either." Last question, "who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Asnwer: "I have no idea." He went back to the barber shop and his friends asked him how it went? Well, it went ok and they already gave me a murder case to solve.